My 15 minutes–correction, 15 seconds–of fame.
Discovered in a bar in Manhattan. Asked to appear in an audition. Was hand-picked by Woody Allen and Gordon Willis to play the role of F Scott Fitzgerald in “Zelig”. Was paired with Mia Farrow. Spent a week filming, with most of it ending up on the cutting room floor.
Went back to his day job, as an ad guy…